Dry bons

why does dry bones have gloves? For padding? So his hands don't get crushed? Shouldn't be sorry about getting his body crushed? How does he get back up? Is it capable of medical care and telekinesis? Is it omnipotent? How can it see the bones? How does it know where to put them? Is it more powerful then Mario? Why is Nintendo not answering this? We need answers! The Mario series is filled with gaping, wide plot holes!