1.20 Miencrart Update

everyone at microsoft died of seizures at the same time after this update.

Game Name Chamge
Minecraft is now called Lol

Brand Newing Textures
Because of the epileptic people coming to bill gates house to kill him for some reason, all textures are now flashing colors at 81983298 frames per second. If you get a seizure when this happens but dont die a real life airplane crashes into your house and stabs you

Chips ahoy ad
If you touch stone the chips ahoy ad funny earrape sus remix ad funny earrape will play at 50000% volume and your parents will instantly kill you.

NEW lava
This lava does Death to all other players and end all servers for 1 minute.

Racism
Villagers come towards you and start killing you because you are skin color.

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Hosue update
If you do not build your house within 28 millisecond of play every mob will instantly teleport and kill you.