Keyboard Cat Review!

loved the video where a cat was performing a catchy melody on an electric piano keyboard. I loved the part including the images of clocks and fans. I loved the video of a baby seeing his first TV set and seeing a guitar being played, and becoming enamored with it. I loved the part featuring a room with a dancing goblin and bouncing table, and a bass guitar as a spotlight, and the video that shows a feline holding a tube of lipstick as a microphone and the feline jumping around with a microphone like a person. Iabsolutely hated the part where the stupid cat turned into a human and sat in a chair and thought the camera was a ghost, and I absolutely hated the part where the stupid cat turned into a cat and rolled around in the dust. And I absolutely hated the part where the stupid cat sat on a table and had a cartoon, very disturbing appearance, but the parts about his cat noises and his cawing and his hair stood up. I loved the part where a cat was playing with a bear cub and the bear cub was wearing a hat, and the cat was pulling it down off his head, and the cat was like "Look, this is a bear, don't mess with it" and the bear cub was eating paper and was like "The day of judgment has arrived, though how can that be if we have killed God?" I loved the part where a cat was sitting next to a table that had a bear on it, and then the bear was like, "Eggs on you" and I was like, "There is a bear inside of this house. Do not eat paper." I hated the part where the dumb cat was wearing a collared shirt, but I loved the part where the dumb cat was holding a glass of water in one paw and was like, "Look, I am the black queen of this house and I will kill you." To conclude, I loathed the part with the eight-hour long interpretative dance sequence, where there were 80 Mr. Krabs.s. A.N.A.P.P.I.E.S. I love your stories and I love that you gave up cat videos. I am sad that you gave up cat videos. You made me appreciate that you made the right choice. Your friend, M. Sparling Is cat porn just garbage? Epiphanies Rachel Robinson, Davis, Calif. I miss a lot of things, but the best thing I miss are cats. My cats died. It was like a death in the family. That made me

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