Potato Internet

Potato Internet is usually an expression used for describing low-quality internet, but by making a potato radio, you can actually create, in some sense, real potato internet. Here's how:

Potato Radio

 * 1) Get your potato. Slice it evenly in half with a sharp knife.
 * 2) Get a piece of plastic bag, large enough the cover the side of the potato without skin on both sides. Stick the piece in between the two pieces of potato.
 * 3) Get an electrical diode. Put both ends of the diodes into the two halves of potato.
 * 4) Fold a piece of foil into a shape that has an open triangle at one end, and two parallel lines that are each connected to the two places where the triangle opens.
 * 5) Make an incision into the porato, large enough to stuff the two parallel lines of the antenna in.
 * 6) Put the two parallel lines together, and put that end into the incision you made.

7. Put the connector of a pair of headphones into the potato.

8. You are done.

9. JK you are not done. So next you convert power into the headphones by getting a generator.

10. connect the power generator, which is on the headphones, onto a piece of foil.

11. once it is connected, wrap the foil around the potato. the headphones and power generator will not stick out from below the foil.

12. cut pieces of the foil that are extra.

13. flatten the foil with a heater.